Saw this tweet on Twitter:
They should bring out Special Edition Black Caviar Jeans for chicks with big arses.
So I was going to fire back:
Great idea – and while they’re at it, perhaps they can make one for men with ugly heads.
But of course I didn’t. There’s numerous reasons why, apart from the fact my comment is just downright mean, but the original tweet was from someone I used to know in my previous life and it would probably just cause a shitfight. And besides, my beef isn’t with him, it’s with society in general and this incessant quest for perfection or the pretence of perfection, because there is no such thing.
This is who I want to be but it’s one hell of a fight!